World Conspiracy (or Paranoia Strikes) by Naros Soulfox The day started like any other; With blinding light and the fact that I'm still alive... I glanced around quickly to see where I was, at first glance a garbage-dump ... after blinking the sleep from my weary eyes I found that I was in fact in some sort of abandoned building (I could tell by the lack of windows, scattered trash and the decorative holes in the walls) I sat up and stretched my aching limbs, as I yawned something in the back of my head was nagging at me ; ... yesterday .. something important .. I shrugged and brushed the dust from my fur with a paw, looked out of the window (or rather looked out of the lack of window) and then it hit me. About 20 minutes later I came to (okay so I lost my watch days before, but i figured 20 minutes is as good a guess as any) I rubbed the forming lump on my forehead "Good aim." I thought out loud. Tempting fate I leaned out of the window pane to look around and to see what hit me.. Not finding anything of interest other then the fact that I'm on the 8th floor, give or take a floor. I decided to go outside, what else was there to do? Stepping outside I was reminded of the fact that the sun has some personal vendetta with me, and was doing a good job of blinding me. I tripped. Looking behind me I saw him, "You think thats funny do you?" I moved a bit closer "I could have gotten seriously hurt ya know?" I put on a stern face "Well?? I bet your the same joker that hit me in the head just now!" I picked up the rock and flung it away a considerable distance, landing it in a puddle. "I hope you drown!" Padding down the path that looked as good as any, I scritched my muzzle and thought out loud "Why are they all after ME?"